The Sandlot1993

[Squints has just kissed Wendy, while she was giving him CPR.]

Wendy:
[offended] Ugh! Little pervert!

Timmy:
Oh, man, he's in deep sh*t.

[Squints is taken to his feet and is escorted out of the pool by Wendy with his friends following him.]

Wendy:
And stay out!

[Once out of the pool, another lifeguard throws their clothes out of the pool. Once away Ham and the boys are getting dressed, while Wendy returns to her post as a lifeguard clearly offended by Squints.]

Ham Porter:
Oh, here's your glasses. Did you plan that?

Squints:
Of course I did. Been planning it for years.

Ham Porter:
You guys, he planned that! He knew what he was doing!

Smalls:
[adult voiceover] Michael "Squints" Palledorous walked a little taller that day and we had to tip our hats to him. He was lucky she hadn't beat the crap out of him. We wouldn't have blamed her. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten, and low... and cool. Not another one among us would have ever in a million years even for $1,000,000 have the guts to put the move on the lifeguard. He did. He had kissed a woman. And he had kissed her long and good. We got banned from the pool forever that day. But every time we walked by after that, the lifeguard looked down from her tower, right over at Squints, and smiled.