Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Clumso:
Whoopsie Doodle! There was a mix-up at the cookie factory! We made these cookies way too big, and the chocolate chips b-b-b-b-blue?!

Xavier:
My god. no one deserves a mixed up that bad. I've got to help those poor bastards.

Clumso:
Clumso the Cookie Chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! Blue Chocolate Whoopsie Doodles! Availible for a limited time only!

Xavier:
Damn you, Clumso! How many times am I going to have to clean up your messes?! For this is my destiny...

Clumso:
Uh-oh! Now there was a factory mix-up! We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! Now our cookies absorb up to 2 pints of flavor!

Boy:
Yummy! And the light floral scent keeps me feeling fresh all day!

Clumso:
These blue-chocolate-chip tampons are goo-ably, chewably huge! So huge, it hurts! Just slice and insert!

Woman:
They make it safe to wear white pants, and they're nice and huge!

Woman 2:
I gobble them while they gobble my filth.

Man:
What do I care? [flips off the camera while driving away]

Woman 3:
It's my time for my yummy -- Period.

Clumso:
Exclamation point!

Xavier:
Question mark?