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  January 2023     10 hours ago

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Mermaid:
Did you win yur maiden?

Lucas:
No, it's hopeless. Even after saving her, she still doesn't care for me.

Mermaid:
You know, I pity you, Lucas, and it's kind of funny watching you try to win over this plain woman. So I suppose I can give you the recipe to the ancestors' ancient love potion. But I warn you -- Nobody has ever successfully gathered the ingredients. I don't even know how powerful it is.

Lucas:
Hmm. Alchemy. I don't think so.

Mermaid:
Well, hold onto them just in case.

Lucas:
...Okay.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 12 hours ago

[while Rachel is on the floor on her own vomit]

Rachel:
[groans] That was so beautiful. F***! I'm so horny now. [retches]

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 12 hours ago

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Sharon, I'm sorry I kicked you, but you we're becoming a scary bride. But...you're still my wife and I love you.

[as Peleeken kiss Sharon, Sharon activate her good side]

Sharon Bishop:
[normal voice] P-Peleeken?

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
SHARON! YOU'RE ALIVE!

Sharon Bishop:
I don't know what came over me. The wedding, the bridesmaids. I guess it all sent me a bit crazy.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
That's okay, darling. I understand. You were just stressed. OH! I've got an idea. Let's go on an Airbnb honeymoon and cheese and crackers and binge epic TV shows. YAAAY!

Heather #3:
Yeah, this was the most cringest wedding ever.

Heather #1:
Yeah, I know, and the food was sh*t, too.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 12 hours ago

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Please, let my friends go. Oh, this is just awful.

Sharon Bishop:
[deep voice] Quiet, puny husband Now that I have my photo with all the guests inside, the whole world will love me as -- As the coolest birde ever.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 12 hours ago

[as the photo taker uses the Polaroid camera to take the photo of Sarah holding hands with Peleeken and the others, the photo snaps and sucks them into the picture]

Sharon Bishop:
I did it! I have the best wedding photo of all time! My guests are trapped here forever! [to the Heathers] THIS BEATS ALL YOUR SH*T WEDDING PHOTOS!

Heather #3:
Oh, my god, what a try-hard.

Heather #1:
I know, and it's still a crappy photo.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

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