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  January 2023     18 hours ago

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[Chris sees his ghost son again]

Gabey:
Daddy!

Chris Monsanto:
Gabey.

Gabey:
Don't just try to avenge me. It's important to also do routine drug busts.

Chris Monsanto:
[seriously expression] Really?

Gabey:
Yes. You don't want tax dollars going to your own pet projects. Bye.

[as Gabey tries to find a door to escape, the door is locked]

Chris Monsanto:
Gabey?

Gabey:
Sh*t.

[as Gabey punch Chris right in the gut planning to escape again, Chris tackles his own son]

Gabey:
[man voice] Hands off me, queerbones! I don't haunt that way.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 18 hours ago

Susie Wagner:
I hope you don't mind me asking, Chris, but...why'd you come back?

Chris Monsanto:
A vision, Susan. [chuckles] Might even say a ghost. You see, I had another life before I was a Marshal. I had a bride, more beautiful than a limited-edition Thomas Kinkade. Soon she was with a child. But something went wrong. She died during childbirth. So I raised the boy alone. I called him Gabey, and then -- [sees a few bad guys in the alley] Oh, look. There's our guy.

[Chris shoots the 3 bad guys in the alley]

Chris Monsanto:
Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah. Well, one day, I came home, and I found that Gabey had been brutally slaughtered. The next day, I applied to be a U.S. Marshal to track down his killer. But every now and then, Gabey's sweet little ghost pops up to remind me just why I got into this crazy biz in the first place.

Susie Wagner:
Oh, my god. I have visions, too. Calvin, my college boyfriend and the love of my life. But then, one awful night... [his college boyfriend died] the very next day, I transferred to the Marshal Academy.

Brett Mobley:
Me too. My vengeance guy was Stu. He was my favorite bus boy at my favorite all-you-can-eat-seafood place. I promised I would never eat king crabs' legs again until I found Stu's killer.

Chris Monsanto:
Then why are we wasting our time busting random scumbags when we should be tracking down the murderers of our loved ones?

Brett Mobley:
I'm up for that.

Susie Wagner:
Yeah!

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 18 hours ago

[after Chris retires, Chris saw his ghost son this night, and goes back into the Marshal's office]

Chris Monsanto:
I'm back. I've got a little unfinished business.

Brett Mobley:
YEAAAAH!

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 19 hours ago

Chris Monsanto:
Okay, well, adieu, everyone. Time to shred. [chuckles] Okay.

[as Chris shreds his hat and gun, he accidentally shot Pat O'Halloran to death when he put his gun in the shredder]

The Baker:
[who makes cakes honoring Chris' bloodbath of villains he defeated] Guess I'll have to bake another cake.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 19 hours ago

Chris Monsanto:
And now I must announce with a heavy heart that I am retiring. I've broken old Pat's record, rendering his life completely pointless. And now it's time to hand over the reigns to a new generation.

Susie Wagner:
Oh, we'll do you right, Chris.

Chris Monsanto:
I'm not talking about you, honey. You're already dried up.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 19 hours ago

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