The Shivering Truth2018
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
Indian Mobster:
Why will you not die already?
Severed Head:
Uh, why don't you brush your teeth already?
Audience:
[laughs]
Indian Mobster:
I'm warning you -- keep it up and I'll stop this holy war right now.
Severed Head:
Bawk-bawk, honey. A-bawk-bawk. [slide whistle plays]
Severed Head:
Mm, check the hottie in the front row. Hey, uh, missy, you care for a three-way? or at least a 2 1/4-way?
Audience:
[laughs]
Severed Head:
Hey, I'm not severed where it counts.
Indian Mobster:
Please die, for the love of Allah.
Severed Head:
Tell you what, I'll die if you answer one question.
Indian Mobster:
You have a deal. Fire away.
Severed Head:
Why does your faith glorify hate?
Audience:
[gasping]
Indian Mobster:
You really want to know? For me, it's -- s-see, I never had a mother. [sniffles]
Audience:
[boos]
Severed Head:
Wait, wait, if you never had a mom, then how do you exist at all?
Indian Mobster:
Jumpin' Jihad, you're right.
[The Indian Mobster disappeared out of existence]
Audience:
[cheered and applause]
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on May 25, 2023
Modified by timothyj.29104 on July 28, 2023
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