The Shivering Truth2018

Insecurity System Machine:
Attention. You have activated our automated insecurity system.

Private Pontle:
I didn't take anything. Go on -- Check. There's nothing missing.

Private Pontle:
Oh. I see. You're saying that there's something missing in me, is that it? Like there's a hole in my soul or something?

Private Pontle:
How dare this thing attack me! Trying to make me feel guilty? Judge me? I'm a good guy. So maybe I'm not perfect. But I'm expected to what -- Search inside of myself and confront the bad things I've done?

[The Insecurity System Machine has no response but just honking]

Private Pontle:
Okay, fine! I made him suffer in a really bad war! I'm a monster! How can I pay for what I've done?!

Insecurity System Machine:
You can be forgiven for how you treated Sergeant Pat Mounder if you seek absolution from above.

[Private Pontle randomly has poo stains in one of his eyebags]

Private Pontle:
And Sarge is probably fine, right? [echoes]