The Shivering Truth2018

Neil Lem:
What...happened?

Nurse:
You said some offensive things to a woman, and the media got wind of everything you've done.

Neil Lem:
Mm-hmm.

Nurse:
There's been riots across the state. The whole country's in chaos.

Neil Lem:
Oh.

Nurse:
But before it got out of control, the police were destroyed to maintain the peace...

Neil Lem:
Thank Christ for --

Nurse:
...which means thousands of innocent citizens have been shot quite dead.

Neil Lem:
That's awful.

Nurse:
The human animal will take only so much before they rise up to tear down governments that oppress.

Neil Lem:
Ohh.

Nurse:
Sensing weakness, the North Koreans launched the first nuke.

Neil Lem:
Ohh!

Nurse:
But after we retailed, Iran, Russia, China, Japan, India, Brazil unleashed all they had. Most of Earth's population is dead. Of the survivors 90% are mutant-ed.

Nurse:
The only thing the globe agrees on is that this is all your fault, and you must pay.