The Shivering Truth2018

Woman:
Oh, just take in that salt air. The sunset is radiant today.

Angus:
Not as radiant as you, my love.

Woman:
Oh, Angus! What if your wife finds out about us? And your kid?

Angus:
Little Pauly and his mother will never find out about us.

Woman:
How can you be sure?

Angus:
This is how. [gun c*cks]

Woman:
Angus. Where did you get that gun? Put that down.

Angus:
I'm sorry, but I can't risk losing my wife. I don't mind losing Pauly, but that's neither here nor there.

Woman:
What are you gonna do?!

Angus:
Nothing I haven't fantasized about a thousand times. Only, usually it wasn't you. It was my kid, Pauly.