The Shivering Truth2018

Teenager:
So at lunch today, Hannah said she couldn't have brunch with me tomorrow because she's having brunch with Bethany, but Bethany said she couldn't brunch with me she's brunching with Hannah, so then when I confronted them, they said they don't think so, but other people think I'm pissy trash, but, like, you don't think that, do you? 'Cause if you say, "Yes," then literally I will die because this is already, like, the most literal day of my life!