Assy McGee2006

Mayor:
So, you been to that Korean hand job place yet?

Chief:
No.

Mayor:
You haven't?

Chief:
Yeah, I got to get over there.

Mayor:
Oh, my god, Greg, run, don't walk.

Chief:
Yeah.

Mayor:
Me and the wife love it. Mm, mm, mm. You gotta keep it fresh.

Mayor:
Some people read the bible, and some people put a donkey mask on.

Chief:
Yes, they do.

Mayor:
So listen, Greg, I can't have this hooker murder mucking up this year's festival. I mean, we've got the parade, right?

Chief:
Mayor, I don't want that either.

Mayor:
Yeah. You got to nip this in the bud, Greg.

Chief:
Right, sure.

Mayor:
I mean, who goes out and kills a hooker on the eve of America's treasured celebration?

Chief:
Well, we're trying to figure that out.

Mayor:
Sometimes I feel like flushing this whole rotten city down the toilet. Hmm? That'd be one big toilet. We need to wrap up this case tonight, Greg.

Chief:
We don't have a suspect, sir.

Mayor:
Well, arrest someone, right?

Chief:
Right.

Mayor:
There you go. Now you go run and get me an arrest, huh?

Chief:
Arrest someone. Right.

Mayor:
All right.

Chief:
Thanks. F*ck you, Mayor. Damn it, Assy.