Assy McGee2006

[Assy calls Sanchez on phone]

Sanchez:
Hello?

Assy McGee:
Sanchez?

Sanchez:
Yeah?

Assy McGee:
Meet me at the Hall of Record in 20 minutes.

Sanchez:
It's 4 in the morning.

Assy McGee:
I got a hunch about this dead hooker.

Sanchez's Wife:
Who is it?

Sanchez:
No one, honey. Go back to bed.

Sanchez:
I'll meet you there in 5 minutes.

Assy McGee:
5...I said 20.

Sanchez:
Ok, 20 minutes, fine.

Assy McGee:
Yeah, that means you're gonna be waiting there for 15 minutes.

Sanchez:
Right, 4:20, I'll see you there.

Assy McGee:
All right.

[Assy calls Sanchez again]

Sanchez:
Hello?

Assy McGee:
I'm running late. Make it 25. You haven't left yet?

Sanchez:
I'm just leaving now.

Assy McGee:
All right.

[Assy calls Sanchez again the 3rd time]

Sanchez:
Assy, what it is now?

Assy McGee:
Hey.

Sanchez:
Yeah?

Assy McGee:
Should we just blow this off?

Sanchez:
Assy, if it was important enough for you to call me at 4 in the morning--

Assy McGee:
I know, I know. But you know what, I've been up all night.

Sanchez:
I'll meet you over there.

Assy McGee:
You're a good cop, Sanchez [farts]

Sanchez:
Thanks, Assy.