The 10th Kingdom2000

[Antony has been captured by the prison staff following the Queen's escape; thanks to a wish he made, Antony can hear Prince Wendell telepathically after his transformation into a dog]

Guard:
We've searched every inch of the prison, but the Queen's gone, sir.

Governor:
I have been the governor of this prison for twelve years. No prisoner has ever escaped before.

Antony:
That's a very impressive record.

Wendell:
Whatever you do, Antony, don't tell him I'm a dog.

Antony:
Why not?

Guard:
Speak when you're spoken to!

Wendell:
Because the Queen has got some terrible plan. My whole kingdom may be in jeopardy. No one must know I'm helpless.

[...]

Governor:
HOW did the Queen ESCAPE?!

Antony:
I'm telling you, I have no idea.

Governor:
Then WHY were you found locked in her empty cell?!

Antony:
I am an innocent victim. I have never been in trouble with the police my entire life.

Governor:
Then why are you wearing handcuffs?

Antony:
Well, because I'm wanted for armed robbery which I didn't have anything to do with either.

Wendell:
Oh, carry on, Antony. You're doing spectacularly well so far.

Antony:
Look, look, I'm from a different dimension. I came here from a different dimension led by that dog, who is actually Prince Wendell.

Wendell:
Oh, I told you not to say that.

Governor:
[visibly annoyed] Prince Wendell? Look. I can make you break rocks with your teeth for a hundred years.

Antony:
I'm telling you, it's the truth.

Governor:
That is the Queen's dog. She has been permitted to keep him in her cell for three years. Do not insult my intelligence.

Antony:
I'm not, I'm telling you, it's the tru-- All right, fine, I'll prove it. Bark once if I'm telling the truth.

Wendell:
I have no intention of barking, Antony.