19411979

Col. Akiro Mitamura:
Where Hollywood?

Hollis P. Wood:
Right here.

Col. Akiro Mitamura:
What?

Hollis P. Wood:
You're looking at him.

Col. Akiro Mitamura:
Who?

Hollis P. Wood:
Hollis Wood.

Col. Akiro Mitamura:
Where?

Hollis P. Wood:
I'm right here! Shoot, can't ya understand plain English?

Col. Akiro Mitamura:
Hollywood?

Hollis P. Wood:
Huh?

Col. Akiro Mitamura:
Where?

Hollis P. Wood:
Here!

[Mitamura opens up a map and shows it to Hollis]

Col. Akiro Mitamura:
Look. Where Hollywood? North? South?

Hollis P. Wood:
Oh! You want me to tell you where Hollywood is! Well, shoot, that's easy. Hollywood is... [suddenly, he realizes] Oh, no, you don't. You thought you was gonna get me to show you where Hollywood was, didn't ya? Tried to sneak up on us, like ya did at Pearl Harbor! Bet you're gonna bomb John Wayne's house, ain't ya?