19411979

Capt. Loomis Birkhead:
Sir, you don't have any bombers here, do you, sir?

Col. "Madman" Maddox:
Bombers? Son, if I had bombers I'd be bombin' the hell out of them right now!

[Maddox and his men start laughing madly]

Donna Stratton:
[looking around; whispers to herself] No planes?

Capt. Loomis Birkhead:
[to himself] Boy, am I in trouble now...

Col. "Madman" Maddox:
[signals for the laughing to stop] Hell, son, the only plane I've got around here is that old sh*t on a shingle trainer sittin' right over there.

[soldiers pull down tarp to reveal an older plane; Donna's face lights up at the sight of it, as Loomis looks over to her for approval]

Donna Stratton:
[nodding] It's fine, it's fine. Let's go!