Alvin and the Chipmunks2007

Theodore:
Has anyone tried the chocolate meatballs?

Simon:
I'll probably go into insulin shock, but it's worth it.

Alvin:
Oh, sweet, sweet, sweet molasses me.

Ian:
Hey, Alvster. Love the song, bro. Up top.

Alvin:
What's up, player?

Ian:
So I see you're enjoying my little spread that I've put out for you guys. What am I talking about? You probably eat like this all the time.

Alvin:
Well, Dave says that he doesn't wanna spoil us.

Ian:
Dude, you're a rock star. You're supposed to be spoiled. I mean, you should be riding in limousines and private planes, and you should be going to parties like this every night.

Alvin:
Really? 'Cause Dave says we need our sleep.

Ian:
Look, Alvin, this is hard to say but, I mean, I gotta be upfront about it. Dave's holding you back. You know, I could be making you 20 large a day.

Alvin:
Is that a lot?

Ian:
Yes. Another thing... I'm not gonna tell you. Okay, I will tell you. Look, behind your backs, Dave calls you the rats.

Alvin:
Rats?

Ian:
Yeah, whatever, right? I know. Well, don't let it bother you. I mean, me? I consider you boys family. And if there's anything you need, anything at all, give your Uncle Ian a call, all right?

Alvin:
Oh, right.

Ian:
Ciao.