Alvin and the Chipmunks2007

Dave:
Hey, guys, I have an idea for a new song.

Simon:
Whoa! Hey, Dave.

Dave:
What's going on in here? I thought I told you guys to clean up.

Simon:
We are.

Dave:
Um, who's that?

Simon:
Uncle Ian hired us a housekeeper. She's also a masseuse. [purrs]

Alvin:
Come on, move over, roadhog. Drive it or park it, pal. Get in the slow lane.

Dave:
Where did you get that game?

Alvin:
Uh, Uncle Ian. Move it or lose it! Get some training wheels, buddy!

Dave:
Okay, you know what?! That's it! That's enough!

Alvin:
What are you doing?! I was about to beat my high score!

Dave:
Too bad. Where's Theodore? (has food in his mouth into chocolate candy) Spit it out.

Theodore:
Mm-mmm.

Dave:
Spit it *out.*

Theodore:
No!

Dave:
[looks at card included in gift basket] "Jett Records." Okay, that's it. Meeting. Now. Everyone on the couch. Could you give us a minute? Guys, look, it's hard. I know. 3 months ago, you were hanging out in a tree somewhere and now you're--

Alvin:
[low voice] MAJOR ROCK STARS.

Dave:
Okay, whatever. My point is, just because you're--

Alvin:
[low voice] MAJOR ROCK STARS.

Dave:
Doesn't mean you can have or do whatever you want!

Simon:
Well, Uncle Ian says we should always be happy.

Dave:
Okay, you know what? He's not your uncle!

Alvin:
He also, David, said that we should be making $20 a day.

Dave:
Well, guess what? You're making way more than that. And because I care, I'm putting it all away for you. Just like storing nuts for the winter.

Alvin:
Oh, winter's for losers.

Simon:
Yeah, and shouldn't we have a say in how to build our investment portfolio?

Dave:
Where is all this coming from? You guys are just kids.

Alvin:
Kids, Dave, or rats?

Dave:
What?!

Theodore:
Well, Uncle Ian says we're like his family.

Dave:
[enraged] Oh, yeah?! Well, if you love Uncle Ian so much and you don't think I'm watching out for you, why don't you go live with Uncle Ian?!