Big Fat Liar2002

Frank:
Fur coat king of the Midwest, my butt! I got some R-rated dialogue for you, but I'm gonna keep it PG. I'm gonna keep it PG. You owe me $100 for yesterday's ride.

Kaylee:
Well, maybe we--

Frank:
You almost cost me my job.

Jason:
Frank, I'm sorry. I can explain.

Frank:
[imitates a car engine stalling] Azitatatatatata! Ya hear that?

Jason:
I just--

Frank:
Azitatatatatatata!

Kaylee:
If we could--

Frank:
I don't wanna hear it, okay?

Kaylee:
I know, I just--

Frank:
Azita, azitatatatata!

Jason:
If you just--

Frank:
Azita, azitatatatata!

Kaylee:
I--

Frank:
Azita!

Kaylee:
I--

Frank:
Azita! Azitatatatatatatata!

Jason:
I'm sorry. It's just we came out here to get even with this guy Marty Wolf. Because he... he stole my story...

Frank:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Jason:
And he's making it into this big movie.

Frank:
Did you just say "Marty Wolf"?

Jason:
Yeah, you know him?

Frank:
Know him? I used to drive him. He fired me last year.

Kaylee:
Why?

Frank:
I'm an actor, see? [shows his headshot photo] Right? And I made the mistake of asking him if I could audition for one of his movies. He could've said "no" and not let me audition, right? But instead, he takes my headshot, writes "loser" across my forehead, and then faxes it to every casting director in town.

Kaylee:
You poor thing.

Frank:
If you guys wanna mess with Wolf, I got your back.