Crank2006

[Chev meets a henchman on a rooftop]

Carlito henchman:
F***ing call me talking sh*t! I'm doing my job. I'm doing my sh*t. I'm up here chillin', doing what I do. I'm a rooftop mother... Hey, Chevy! What's up, dog? You chillin'? You good? What a coincidence!

Chev Chelio:
What do you mean?

Carlito henchman:
What, you waiting for a bus?

Chev Chelio:
Actually, I thought a helicopter... What is this?

Carlito henchman:
What?

Chev Chelio:
You working for the Chinese?

Carlito henchman:
The Chinese?! You crazy? I wouldn't do that to you.

Chev Chelio:
I am crazy. Where's Kaylo? Okay, ding. Time's up.

Carlito henchman:
[Chev grabs the henchman and throws him off the roof] What do you mean, "ding"?! What do you mean, "ding"?!

Chev Chelio:
Where is that motherf***er?!

[Chev goes some floors below]

Carlito henchman:
Chev.

Chev Chelio:
[Noticing the murdered body of Kaylo] What the f*** is this?!

Carlito henchman:
Chev, baby. Take it easy.

Chev Chelio:
Oh, you mean like this? [Points gun at henchman who just blinks eyes and turns head slightly] Now you tell me where that little toe-rag motherf***er is. Verona.

Carlito henchman:
Verona's got nothing to do with this!

Chev Chelio:
What?!

Carlito henchman:
Don Carlos wants you off the streets.

Chev Chelio:
Carlito?!

[Chelios arrives at a warehouse to meet some members of the South American Mafia]

Carlito henchman:
You've totally lost your sh*t, dog! Your all over tv, destroying property, making unauthorized hits?! You are bringing the organization a great deal of embarassment!

Chev Chelio:
Organization?! You mean Carlito ordered all of this?!

Carlito henchman:
Look, don't worry about Verona, we'll take care of him, the best thing for you to do is just find some nice dark quiet place... and just die. I mean, we all gotta die some time right?

Chev Chelio:
Die. Just die. What, you think I've got c*nt written all over my face? [Chelios points to forehead and a CGI text of C*NT appears on Chelios forehead] So, I'll just die. [Suddenly Eve comes up in elevator]

Carlito henchman:
What the... What the... [Chev opens fire on henchman starting a gun fight and Chev gets shot trying to escape in elevator]

Eve:
You got shot!

Chev:
Mother... Jesus!

Chev Chelio:
Eve, move!

Carlito henchman:
You, a**hole!

Eve:
Don't talk to him like that! My boyfriend kills people!

Chev Chelio:
Nice.

Eve:
Oh, God! I had to see if you were telling the truth.