Despicable Me 22013

Antonio:
Cool glasses.

Margo:
Uh... [chuckles nervously]

Antonio:
I’m Antonio.

Margo:
I’m...Margo.

Antonio:
I was just going to get a cookie. Care to join me?

Margo:
[nervous] Uh,... sure. I’m... Margo. [once seeing her going out with Antonio, Edith, still wearing her diving mask and snorkel, loudly clears her throat in suspicion; nervous] Um... I’ll catch up with you guys later. Bye! [leaves her sisters]

Edith:
[in disgust] Can I be the first to say... Ewwww!

Agnes:
[eagerly shaking Edith] We gotta go tell Gru!

[Meanwhile, Gru arrives at Eagle Hair Club]

Gru:
[contacting Lucy] Alright, I’m going in.

Lucy:
[informs him at Bake My Day by monitor as he activates a chem-tracking device shaped like a belt; through headphones] If it picks up any traces of the serum, the center of your belt buckle [aloud] will make a sound like this: Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo!

Gru:
[cuts off Lucy; annoyed] Okay! I get it! I get it! [fumbles with the automatic door, then enters Eagle Hair Club]

Floyd:
[chuckles] Welcome to Eagle Hair Club. [turns his eagle-like chair, revealing himself holding and stroking a toupee] It’s about time you showed up...Mr. Gru. [the bald eagle perched next to him squawks]

Gru:
You... know my name?

Floyd:
[chuckles] When someone moves into the mall who is follically challenged, I make it my business to know all about them. You are bald. And that is bad. [strokes the toupee he’s holding, kisses it, then puts it on a mannequin head] There you go, my sweet.

[at Bake My Day]

Lucy:
[monitoring Gru’s chem-tracking device] I’m getting nothing so far. I think you need to look around.

[at Eagle Hair Club, after listening to Lucy in the headphones; Gru walks away, smiling nervously, and starts looking around the mall, but none of the mannequin heads give a signal]

Gru:
[starts thrusting his hips once noticing a painting] Wow, this looks interesting. What is it?

Floyd:
[suspiciously] I take it you’re an art lover?

Lucy:
[in headphones] No serum.

Gru:
Yeah, not so much. [walks over to a podium holding a trophy and starts thrusting his hips at it] Oh, how about this impressive trinket?

Floyd:
[gasps] I hardly call it trinket, Mr. Gru.

Lucy:
[in headphones] Nothing.

Floyd:
The International—

Gru:
Yeah, I don’t care. [moves over to a shelf filled with wig samples and starts straddling it]

Lucy:
[in headphones, startling Gru] Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo!!! Hold on, I’m picking up something. Behind that wall!

Gru:
Ahh... and what do we have here?

Floyd:
[grabs a sample] These are my trial wigs. [hands Gru a bag with a wig in it] You should take one.

Gru:
No, thanks. [sticks his head into the shelf] So what’s on the other side of the wall?

Floyd:
There you are! Look at me! Focus!

Lucy:
[in headphones] Gru?

Floyd:
I promise, that this wig will transform you from ugly to irresistible.

[Gru is staring at the wig when Agnes and Edith hastily storm inside Eagle Hair Club, making him lose his focus]

Agnes:
MARGO HAS A BOYFRIEND!

Edith:
AND THEY’RE GOING ON A DATE!

Gru:
[suddenly hysterical, to Edith] Date?! [to Agnes] Boyfriend?! [to Floyd] What?! [Floyd shrugs shoulders and shakes his head nervously; Gru stares at Agnes and Edith]