Despicable Me 22013

[Gru just arrived at Paradise Mall and sees Silas with a couple of AVL agents at Eagle Hair Club]

Gru:
[confused] Mr. Ramsbottom?

Silas:
Oh, hello.

Gru:
What are you doing here?

Silas:
We got him.

Gru:
Got who?

Silas:
Floyd Eaglesan! Our agents located a secret room in the shop last night, [snaps his fingers, signaling a female AVL agent holding a Ziploc bag containing a canister. He then shows it to Gru] and uh, discovered this! It’s empty, but we found traces of the PX-41 serum in it. He’s our man. So, somehow, in spite of your incompetence, we solved this one.

Floyd:
[handcuffed and carried away] I was framed! You won’t get away with this! Get your mitts off of me! I am a legitimate businessman!

Gru:
[stunned] Ah. Alright. So... what now?

Silas:
Well, you’re now free to go back to your “business”. Mmm. Jams and jellies. And it looks like Agent Wilde will be transferring to our Australian branch.

Gru:
[shocked] Australia...?

Silas:
Yes. But thank you...for everything. And by everything of course I mean... nothing. [pause] Toodle pip and cheerio, Mr. Gru. [walks away to the AVL agents. Gru stares sadly from a distance, until Lucy gives him a few pats on his shoulder]

Lucy:
Hey there.

Gru:
Hey.

Lucy:
So we got him?

Gru:
Yay. That’s great. [pause] And now you’re going to Australia?

Lucy:
Well, it’s not definite yet. Still figuring it out. Already been working on my accent. [imitating an Australian accent] Wallaby. Didgeree-doo. Hugh Jackman. [chuckles] So...um. Pretty excited...

[short silence]

Gru:
[smiling] Great. [shyly] Well... good luck.

Lucy:
Thanks. You too. [pulls her lipstick taser out of her purse] Oh, here, I want to give you this.

Gru:
Your lipstick taser?

Lucy:
Yeah, it’s just a memento. Just, you know, from the first time we met.

Gru:
Oh, thank you, Lucy. [accepts her lipstick taser]

Silas:
[off-screen] Agent Wilde?

[the two stare at each other awkwardly, unwilling to leave]

Gru:
Well... it looks like that they need you, so...

Lucy:
Yeah, I uh, I better go. Bye, Gru.