Despicable Me 32017

[first lines]

TV Show Host:
The year was 1985, and #1 hit show on TV was…

Young Balthazar Bratt:
Evil Bratt!

TV Show Host:
The show starred young Balthazar Bratt as a child, prodigy and criminal mastermind bent on world domination!

Military Officer:
There he is! Get him!

[Bratt kicks the military officials]

Young Bratt:
I've been a bad boy!

TV Show Host:
Bratt was the biggest child actor of the 1980s, striking a chord with audiences all over the world.

[Two Inuit kids cheer and high-five with Bratt dolls. Bratt, now a pre-teen, lands]

Military Officer:
There he is! Get him!

TV Show Host:
[as Bratt kicks the military officials] But it all came to an end in Season 3, when…

[Bratt turns to the viewers revealing that his face is covered in pimples]

Teenage Bratt:
I've been a bad boy!

TV Show Host:
The young star experienced an unexpected growth spurt.

Teenage Bratt:
Boy? Boy?! AGGGGHHH!

[As Bratt groans in disgust, the word "CANCELED" appears]

TV Show Host:
The show was canceled. Hollywood rejected him, and Bratt quickly plunged into a downward spiral, starting to actually believe he was the character he played on TV.

Teen Bratt:
What are you looking at?

[Bratt shakes the camera, then punches the screen, shattering it into small pieces]

TV Show Host:
Leading us all to wonder… where is he now?

[Bratt runs away, shoving people as he laughs meanly. A few years later, a ship is seen through binoculars. Bratt, now an adult, chuckles evilly as he chews gum]

Bratt:
You know what, Clive? Playing a villain on TV was fun, but being one in real life is even better! Heist music!

Clive:
Here it comes!

[Clive inserts a tape into the boat's radio, which plays Berlin's "Take My Breath Away"]

Bratt:
D'oh! What?! Clive, what are you doing?! How is that heist music?!

Clive:
Sorry! My bad.

[Clive ejects the tape, flips it over, then inserts it back, now playing Michael Jackson's "Bad"]