Detective Pikachu2019

Tim Goodman:
[holding up a stapler] Whoever you are, I know how to use this.

[Tim slowly approaches with the stapler cocked. He turns the corner and finds Pikachu.]

Tim Goodman:
It's a Pikachu?

Pikachu:
Ah, geez. [jumps up on a dresser]

Tim Goodman:
Hey, little guy, how did you get in here?

Pikachu:
[speaks slowly] I know you can't understand me, but put down the stapler, or I will electrocute you.

[Tim drops the stapler]

Tim Goodman:
Did you just talk?

Pikachu:
Woah, did you just understand me? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That is heavy eye contact right there. You heard me!

Tim Goodman:
No, no, no.

Pikachu:
[excited] Yes you did!

Tim Goodman:
Stop!

Pikachu:
Oh, my god, this is amazing!

Tim Goodman:
Stop!

Pikachu:
You can understand me!

Tim Goodman:
Stop talking, stop!

Pikachu:
And I’ve been so lonely.

Tim Goodman:
I’m gonna throw up.