Down Periscope1996

[Graham, on the Orlando, radios the Stingray]

Graham:
Submarine Stingray, this is Submarine Orlando. It's been confirmed: you are targeted.

Dodge:
Submarine Orlando, this is Submarine Stingray, Stingray One speaking. We acknowledge the kill, and congratulate the Orlando and all the fine men on that boat.

Graham:
[delighted] Well, thank you, Captain.

Dodge:
However, at the moment of your transmission, I've already fired two torpedoes.

Graham:
...WHAT?

Dodge:
You can probably hear them in the water, and though we are "dead", our fish are still running towards the naval station dummy ship. If they hit, we still win. [pirate voice] Har, har.