Dr. Strangelove1964

Gen. Ripper:
Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

Gp Capt. Mandrake:
Well, I can't say I have, Jack.

Gen. Ripper:
Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?

Gp Capt. Mandrake:
Well, I-I believe that's what they drink, Jack, yes.

Gen. Ripper:
On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.

Gp Capt. Mandrake:
Oh, eh, yes. I, uhm, can't quite see what you're getting at, Jack.

Gen. Ripper:
Water, that's what I'm getting at, water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why do you realize that 70% of you is water? And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water - to replenish our precious bodily fluids. Are you beginning to understand?

Gp Capt. Mandrake:
[nervously] Yes.

Gen. Ripper:
Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater? And only pure grain alcohol?

Gp Capt. Mandrake:
Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes.

Gen. Ripper:
Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation - fluoridation of water?

Gp Capt. Mandrake:
Jack, yes, I have heard of that, Jack. Yes.

Gen. Ripper:
Well, do you know what it is?

Gp Capt. Mandrake:
No, I don't know what it is.

Gen. Ripper:
Do you realise that fluoridation - is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?