Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show2009

[After realizing that Ed and Eddy faked their deaths in "quicksand" to mock him, Edd starts to storm off]

Eddy:
Hey! Where ya goin'? You're headin' back into the swamp!" [reaching for Edd's shoulder] My bro don't live–-

Edd:
[angrily slapping his hand away] DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME! A "SAP"?! Well, excuse my sincerity for thinking I had lost the only two people I have left in this world!

Eddy:
[not realizing he's being serious] And?

Edd:
It's surprising, because your stubborn, insane desire to shock, sandbag and swindle is what put us here in the first place!

Ed:
I helped too!

Edd:
[gives Ed a furious look, then turns back to Eddy] You and your nefarious scams!

Eddy:
[now getting angry] Like you were picking daisies! You built the stupid thing!

Edd:
If you had paid attention to what I said and NOT pushed the red button...!

[They start brawling]

Ed:
Stop! I demand you tickle each other right now!

Edd and Eddy:
STAY OUT OF IT, ED!!!

Ed:
[to himself, nervously] The evil dark side has consumed them both! Trouble! Bad! Pain!

Edd:
I've had ENOUGH! [kicks Eddy off] I'm returning home!

Ed:
But we can't go home, Double D!

Edd:
I'd rather face my consequences, Ed, than wander aimlessly with a so-called friend!

[As he storms off, Eddy looks shocked and his eyes fill with tears]

Ed:
Say it ain't so! We are three no more, Eddy! Like hop, skip, and no jump! Like up, up, but no away! Like blah, blah without the other blah!

Eddy:
[snapping] FINE!!! GO HOME!!! I DON'T BLAME YA! BECAUSE EVERYTHING WAS MY FAULT! [he bursts into tears, and Edd abruptly stops] YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! A FOUL-UP WANNABE LOSER! [He beats his head and continues sobbing]

Edd:
[turns back, totally surprised by Eddy's words, and walks back towards him] Eddy?

Eddy:
What? [still sobs]

[As Edd watches his friend cry, he looks down with remorse, then gets an idea]

Edd:
[starting to smile] Your shirt, Eddy.

Eddy:
[confused] My shirt?

Edd:
[pointing at the tears soaked into it] Are those salt deposits from your lamentation? [Eddy looks down, and Edd thwacks his nose] Gotcha!

[After a moment of realization, Eddy smiles back at him]

Ed:
[hugs them both happily] WE ARE FRIENDS ONCE MORE, GUYS! To Eddy's big bro's house! [carries them on his shoulders]

Edd:
Not that way, Ed. [turns Ed in the right direction] This way.

Eddy:
You heard my pal, Ed!

Edd:
What would you do without me, Eddy?

Eddy:
Don't milk it, Sockhead.