Eight Crazy Nights2002

Davey:
[gets annoyed] Hey, I'm out of here. I don't need this symphony crap.

Whitey:
Maybe it's time you stop running from your emotions.

Davey:
[enraged] I'm not. I'm running from two crybabies who won't shut up about something that isn't any of their business.

Eleanore:
You know, I read recently in Reader's Digest that people who let themselves cry when they're hurting are often stronger than the people who try to hold all their pain inside.

Davey:
[turns red with anger] Did you read anything about a deformed referee who spends 35 years trying to win some STUPID PATCH... [angrily points to Whitey] so he can pretend people actually like him?!

Eleanor:
Which month was that in?

Whitey:
[seriously] Take that back.

Davey:
[furiously grabs Whitey by the jacket] Listen, if they have an award for the freakiest looking fraternal twins... who nobody even gives a crap about, you two are definitely winning. But that patch thing ain't ever gonna happen for you... because the truth is, [screaming at Whitey angrily] nobody in this town even knows you EXIST!

Jennifer and Benjamin look up, concerned

Eleanor:
[angrily calls Davey an animal] You're an animal.

Davey:
[angrily steals the wig] And You're bald!

Eleanor:
Not again! [faints]

Whitey:
You're not welcome in my house.

Davey:
[pissed off] Good! Your house sucks!

Jennifer:
Do you have to be nasty to everyone who tries to help you?

Davey:
[angrily throws the wig at Jennifer] That's my problem!

[The wig lands on Mr. Chang's head]

Mr. Chang:
He just a no-goodnik, and *I* am the real Kristi Yamaguchi.