Furry Vengeance2010

Tammy:
[comes in] Honey, I'm home, and I am the bearer of some good news. Guess who met a friend today, and guess who's having dinner at... [looks at Dan's face and screams] Oh, honey, what happened to your face, Dan? And why are you wearing my Yum Yum sweats?

Dan:
I had a really long day. Gonna find you anyway... You shoddy little...

Tammy:
You're not fooling anyone. Let me guess. The crow? I found your clothes in the garbage, so I put them in the wash.

Dan:
Thank you.

Tammy:
You're welcome. I also made an appointment for you with a Dr. Burr. He's a local therapist.

Dan:
Tammy, I'm fine. All I need is a good night's sleep.

Tammy:
All right, fine, I'll cancel, but one more episode and you're going. This should help you sleep, however. Okay?

Dan:
What is it?

Tammy:
I got it from a fellow teacher at work.

Dan:
"Mrs. Martin's Mushroom Herbal Sleepy-Bye Tea".

Tammy:
Mm-hmm. Give it a try.

Dan:
[sniffs] Mmm.

Tammy:
Okay.