Furry Vengeance2010

Frank:
Mrs. Sanders.

Tammy:
Now what? Dan?

Dan:
Therapy went well.

Tammy:
What happened?

Dan:
[sighs] If you really need to know, I got carjacked by a raccoon and a skunk. You must be Amber.

Amber:
Yeah.

Dan:
It's nice to meet you. If you'll excuse me, I need to remove a leech from my no-no zone.

Amber:
Oh, my God.

Dan:
Bye-bye.

Tammy:
Dan.

Dan:
I'm telling you, these animals are out to get me. I don't know why you won't believe me.

Tammy:
Because it's not possible. Raccoons do not carjack SUVs.

Dan:
Well, this one did, and I will prove it to you.