Furry Vengeance2010

Dan:
Hey, Tyler.

Tyler:
Hey, Dad. Are you okay?

Dan:
I think we both know that I'm way beyond okay. See, I got these Indian investors coming to town, and there's a maniacal sociopathic raccoon that's been ruining my life, but no one seems to believe that it exists.

Tyler:
For whatever it's worth, I don't think you're crazy. Amber gave me this book on local folklore.

Dan:
Mm-hmm.

Tyler:
I think there's something you should see. Look, you're not the first person to ever try and settle Rocky Springs. This area was first settled by Tookoo the Caveman in 500, BC. Tookoo disappeared without a trace, and many others in history have tried and failed. There was Sigurd the Viking, Jedediah the Puritan, and there was Terrance the Hippie.

Dan:
Where are you going with this?

Tyler:
Look, I did a bunch of research, okay? It seems like your buddy, Lyman, has pretty deep pockets in Washington. He got them to rezone what was supposed to be a preserved forest.

Dan:
[mumbles] No, I don't know. I'm sure that's not the case.

Tyler:
It is, okay? You're building on a nature preserve and frankly, it's ticking nature off.

Dan:
Are you telling me that the animals are trying to get me to stop developing Rocky Springs?

Tyler:
No, I think they're past that. I think the animals are out for revenge.