Happy Feet Two2011

Will:
Where am I? [looks around] Who turned off the lights? [gasps] Is this the end? I should make out my will. I, Willy Williams, leave everything to my imagination... [realizes what he just said] Oh no. Imagination is the 2nd sign of madness. If only I'd listened to Bill. Oh, Bill, I'm so sorry!

Bill:
[offscreen] That's okay, Will.

Will:
You were right. I should've stayed with the swarm!

Bill:
[reappears onscreen] No, you were right.

Will:
Oh, great! I'm talking to myself.

Bill:
You're not mad, Will.

Will:
Now I'm seeing things! What's going on inside my head?!

Bill:
Will?

Will:
Please, make it stop!

Bill:
Will?! [Will screams frantically, he slaps him in the face]

Will:
Ow! [looks to find Bill in front of him] Bill? Is that really you?

Bill:
Well, there's only 1 of me in all of world. You taught me that.

Will:
Oh, Bill, what are the chances?

Bill:
About 1 in a krillion, Will.

Krill #1:
Quiet, you 2! I'm tryna sleep!

Bill:
Hey, everyone! It's Will!

Krill #2:
Wow! It's him!

Bill:
It's wee Willy Williams!

Krill #3:
I thought he'd be taller.

Bill:
He's back! WILL'S BACK! [the entire swarm of krill cheers in reunion] Welcome home, Will.

Will:
But...how did you find them?

Bill:
They found me. I was on my last 9 legs.

Will:
I was such a fool, Bill.

Bill:
Will, you're a legend.

Will:
Those days are gone, my friend. The carnivore is over.

Bill:
No. It's because of you, we're all here.

Will:
It is?

Bill:
I told them how the world really works, how there were predators, how we had to adapt. I led to here under the great ice. No one can find us here.

Will:
But, Bill, we're still at the bottom of the food chain with no significant purpose.

Bill:
Well, we all have a purpose. Yours is to change to world.

Will:
What possible difference could 1 krill make.

Bill:
Wait and see, Will. You wait and see.