The Hunchback of Notre Dame1996

[Paris is in flames while Frollo and the guards are searching for Esmeralda. In the bell tower, Victor and Laverne are upset, looking out.]

Laverne:
Oh, it doesn't look good.

Victor:
It's hopeless. Absolutely hopeless.

Hugo:
[playing cards with a pigeon, not paying attention] You're warning me! I'm losing to a bird!

Victor:
Oh, that poor gypsy girl. I'm beginning to fear the worst.

Laverne:
I know. But now don't you say anything to upset Quasimodo. He's concerned enough already.

Hugo:
Yes, you're right. We better lighten up.

[At that moment, Quasimodo walks in]

Victor:
Shh-shh-shh, here he comes.

Laverne:
Now just stay calm.

Victor:
Not a word.

Hugo:
Easy does it.

Victor:
Stone-faced.

Quasimodo:
[walks to the edge] Any sign of her?

[Victor, who has been trying to keep a straight face, suddenly begins to tremble and attempts to keep his head]

Victor:
[cracks under pressure] Oh, it's a lost cause! She could be anywhere! In the stocks, in the dungeon, on the rack! Oh, God! [breaks down]

Laverne:
Nice work, Victor.

Quasimodo:
No, he's right. What are we gonna do?

Hugo:
[shuffling his cards] What are you guys speaking about? [draws a Queen, three and Joker card respectively as he speaks] If I know Esmeralda, she's three steps ahead of Frollo and well out of harm's road.

Quasimodo:
Do you really think so?

Hugo:
[takes a bit of bread and a cheese wedge from a plate] Hey, if things cool off, she'll be back. You'll see.

Quasimodo:
What makes you so sure?

Laverne:
Because she likes you. [to Quasimodo] We always said you were the cute one.

Hugo:
[stuffing his mouth with cheese and bread] I thought I was the cute one.

Laverne:
No, you're the fat, foolish one with the big mouth.

Hugo:
[looks confused, yet with his mouth complete] What are you saying, exactly?

Laverne:
Take it from us, Quasi. You have nothing to concern about.

Hugo:
[now holding two hot dogs] Yeah. You're irresistible.

Victor:
[chuckles] Knights in shining armor certainly aren't your type.

Hugo:
[sticks a hot dog on a fork and jumps over to the window] And these guys are a dime a dozen. But you, you're one of a kind. Look.