John Wick: Chapter 22017

Sommelier:
Good afternoon, Mr. Wick. It's been a long time.

John Wick:
I'd like a tasting.

Sommelier:
I know of your past fondness for the German varietals, but I can wholeheartedly endorse the new breed of Austrians. Glock 34 and 26. Recontoured grips. Flared magwell for easier reloads. And I know you'll appreciate the custom porting. What's next?

John Wick:
I need something robust. Precise.

Sommelier:
"Robust. Precise." AR-15, 11.5-inch. Compensated with an iron-bonded bolt carrier. Trijicon Accupoint with 1-6 magnification.

John Wick:
Could you recommend anything for the end of the night? Something big, bold.

Sommelier:
May I suggest the Benelli M4? Custom bolt carrier release and charging handle. Textured grips, should your hands get... wet. An Italian classic.

John Wick:
Dessert?

Sommelier:
Dessert. The finest cutlery. All freshly stoned. Shall I have everything sent to your room?

John Wick:
Yes. Thank you.

Sommelier:
Excellent. Mr. Wick? Do enjoy your party.