Jungle 2 Jungle1997

Charlotte:
[With cigarette] Look at me. I'm smoking.

Ian:
The rain forest is a very hot issue. Being associated with this, uh, jungle bloke, it can only help you.

Charlotte:
Where's the rain forest?

Ian:
Brian, find out where the rain forest is.

Charlotte:
Right. Oh!

Michael:
Mimi Siku, this is Charlotte, and, uh, Charlotte, this is Mimi Siku.

Charlotte:
It's a pleasure to meet you, Mimi Siki. Mimi Siku. Mimi Siku.

Mimi:
This your female, Baboon ?

Michael:
This is my female.

Charlotte:
And as his female, I'd like to invite you... to dinner tonight with Fiona Gluckman. She's the fashion editor of Elle magazine. Very major. She wants to see the sketches for my wedding trousseau. And if you're available, I'd love for you to join us. Is there anything special you like to eat?

Mimi:
Lizard guts.

Charlotte:
Lizard guts?!

Michael:
Yes, but very lean. Great earrings. Honey!

Charlotte:
[Spots Mimi attempting to urinate in potted plant] Oh!

Michael:
[Runs over to Mimi] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mimi, Mimi, Mimi. Do you remember what we talked about, using the toilet on the airplane? Let's continue to do that. I will find the men's room for him, and we will see you tonight. Come on, Mimi.

Charlotte:
Will he be wearing the loin cloth to dinner?

Michael:
I'll get him some clothes.

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Michael:
[Toilet training Mimi] No, no, no, no. Don't, don't, don't. Before you pee, you lift the seat. After you pee, you put the seat back down. Females in tribe start war over this. Many deaths.