Killer Klowns from Outer Space1988

[Mike and Debbie are inside the alien's "circus tent"]

Mike Tobacco:
God, is this place great, or what? I mean, it looks like it was decorated by "Clowns R Us"!

Debbie Stone:
[Feeling a little uneasy] I don't know...

Mike Tobacco:
Hey, didn't you ever want to run away and join the circus?

Debbie Stone:
I wanted to run away from the circus.

Mike Tobacco:
How come?

Debbie Stone:
When I was five years old, my mom and my dad took me to the circus for the first time. Lion tamers, acrobats, tightrope walkers... I guess they were okay. But then, this little car drove up... and stopped right in front of me. Out jumped this huge clown. He jumped over to me... he lifted me right up out of my seat. Everybody was laughing, even my parents. Then he threw me up on his shoulders and he... he ran me out in the center ring. And all the other clowns started dancing around me... honking their horns and squeaking their noses. Their cakey white faces, and yellow eyes and dingy teeth, were tormenting me. I was terrified. I will never forget those horrible smiling faces as long as I live. Ugh!

Mike Tobacco:
Hey, don't worry. Nothing in here is going to hurt you.