The King of Staten Island2020
[Raymond knocks on Margie's front door and she answers]
Raymond:
Hello, my name is Raymond Bishop. This is my son, Harold. Say hello, Harold.
Harold:
I’m sorry.
Margie:
What’s going on?!
Raymond:
It seems your son was down in the woods giving out free tattoos and my son was one of his victims!
Margie:
I don’t understand! How do you know it was my son?! How did you get this address?!
Raymond:
I have my ways. Believe me, I have my ways.
Margie:
You a cop?!
Raymond:
No I’m a fireman. I work for a living. [Grabs Harold's right arm and holds it up] Look at this! You believe this?! See that there?! See that line?! I don’t know if you burn these off or what but we’re taking care of this and you’re paying for it, you understand me?!
Margie:
Scott! [To Raymond] I’m so sorry. There’s an aesthetic laser at the hospital where I work and it can completely remove it! I get a discount! I’m gonna pay for the whole thing! I don’t know what I’m saying! I feel terrible!
Raymond:
You should feel terrible! Look at that!
Scott:
What’s up? Oh f***!
Raymond:
There he is! Get your ass over here!
Scott:
Hey, he said he was eighteen!
Raymond:
He looks like he’s four you f***ing moron!
Scott:
He consented!
Harold:
He’s lying!
Scott:
Harold, come on!
Raymond:
Of course he’s lying! You can’t have consent! He’s nine years old!
Harold:
Dad, let’s go! You’re embarrassing me!
Raymond:
We’re not going anywhere! He’s just a little kid! What the f*** is wrong with you?!
Scott:
He was roaming around in the woods, he wanted a tattoo! Where were you?!
Raymond:
I was at f***ing work!
Scott:
F*** you!
Raymond:
If I was you I would shut your f***ing mouth because I can call the cops right now and have your ass thrown in jail!
Scott:
For what?!
Raymond:
For sticking needles in a kid’s arm, you f***ing dope! Did you even raise him? Did you even raise him?!
Margie:
There’s no reason to call the cops! I can handle this and I can also handle disciplining him!
Raymond:
Well clearly you can’t or you wouldn’t have a middle-aged son still living at home, tattooing minors against their will.
Harold:
I asked him to do it.
Scott:
That’s right. That’s my man.
Raymond:
Go wait in the car, Harold. And don’t raise your voice at me either.
Scott:
Later Harold.
Raymond:
Don’t say goodbye to my kid.
[Harold crosses the street to the car]
Raymond:
Look both ways! Look both ways!
Harold:
I am!
Raymond:
Watch your mouth!
Margie:
[To Scott] Go to your room!
Scott:
For your information I am not middle-aged. I am a twenty-four year old man and I am going to my room because I f***ing want to! [Scott leaves]
Raymond:
What kind of animal are you raising in this house? I’m bringing you the bill, I don’t care what it costs. I mean what the f*** is going on around here?
Margie:
Just give me a day to arrange the laser!
Raymond:
You know something?! Is his father home?! Where’s his dad?! I don’t want to f***ing yell at you!
Margie:
He’s deceased.
Raymond:
Well I’m sorry for your loss. I’m sure if he was still around he would agree with the fact that you should still pay for it.
Submitted by wikidude on May 08, 2024
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