Licorice Pizza2021

Alana Kane:
[on the phone] What's your name?

Waterbed Ted:
Uh, Ted.

Alana Kane:
Ted.

Waterbed Ted:
Yes.

Alana Kane:
Oh, Ted, I love that name.

Waterbed Ted:
Okay...

Alana Kane:
My name's Alana.

Waterbed Ted:
Hi, Alana.

Alana Kane:
Can I come and install the bed for you?

Waterbed Ted:
What?

Alana Kane:
I'd lay it down and show you how it works. It moves in a similar way to the ocean... wet inside. And it takes some getting used to, but once you're in there, oh, Ted, I don't think you're gonna be asking any questions.

Waterbed Ted:
Sounds like you just sold a waterbed, Alana. Tell me, what time can you be over with that bed?

Alana Kane:
Oh, well. Eager. I have to wait until my work is done.

Waterbed Ted:
Oh, yeah?

Alana Kane:
Yeah. I have a mean, old boss that makes me work all day.

Waterbed Ted:
Why don't you tell Fat Bernie you have work to do and get out of there?

Alana Kane:
Oh. Fat Bernie is so mean, Ted.

Waterbed Ted:
Sounds like it.

Alana Kane:
He keeps me locked up inside. But you know what, Ted?

Waterbed Ted:
What's that?

Alana Kane:
I know you're gonna love our wet beds. You know what they come with?

Waterbed Ted:
What's that?

Alana Kane:
A wood headboard. And that wood is strong and sticks straight up against the wall.

Waterbed Ted:
That sounds great.