Monty Python's Life of Brian1979

[The People's Front of Judea are breaking into Caesar's palace. However, they become distracted by the Campaign for a Free Galilee, a rival organization with the same plan]

Deadly Dirk:
Campaign for Free Galilee!

Francis:
Oh. Uh, People's Front of Judea. Officials.

Deadly Dirk:
Oh.

Francis:
What's your group doing here?

Deadly Dirk:
We're going to kidnap Pilate's wife, take her back, issue demands.

Francis:
So are we.

Deadly Dirk:
What?

Francis:
That's our plan!

Deadly Dirk:
We were here first!

Francis:
What do you mean?!

Deadly Dirk:
We thought of it first!

Warris:
Oh, yeah?

Deadly Dirk:
Yes, a couple of years ago!

PFJ:
Ha. Heh. Ha ha.

Deadly Dirk:
We did!

Francis:
Okay, c-- co-- come on. You got all your demands worked out, then?

Deadly Dirk:
'Course we have.

Francis:
What are they?

Deadly Dirk:
Well, I'm not telling you.

PFJ:
Aghhh...

Francis:
Oh, come on. Pull the other one.

PFJ:
Shh!

Deadly Dirk:
That's not the point! We thought of it before you!

Warris:
Did not.

Deadly Dirk:
We did!

Francis:
You didn't.

CFG:
We bloody did!

Brian:
Shhhh!

PFJ:
Shhhhh! Shh.

Deadly Dirk:
You bastards! We've been planning this for months.

Francis:
Well, tough titty for you, Fish Face. [Deadly Dirk pokes him on the eye, a fight breaks out]

Brian:
Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together.

PFJ Member:
[in a headlock] We are!

Brian:
We mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy!

All:
THE JUDEAN PEOPLE'S FRONT?!

Brian:
No, no, the Romans!

Everyone:
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.

Francis:
Yeah. He's right

Random:
Look out!

[A Roman soldier walks on the corridor, causing everyone to hide, then disappears]

Deadly Dirk:
Right! Where were we?

Francis:
Uhh, you were going to punch me.

[fights broke out again, both parties suffered casualties except Brian. Two Roman soldiers appear, watching the fight with disapproval]