Monty Python's Life of Brian1979

[Brian, still naked, opens the window, only to find a huge crowd who followed him yesterday amassed at his house]

Crowd:
[raising staves holding gourds and sandals] LOOK! THERE HE IS! THE CHOSEN ONE HAS WOKEN!

[Brian quickly shuts the windows, followed by a loud knock on his door]

Mandy:
Brian!

Brian:
[starts dressing his clothes] Huuh. Hooh. Ooh! Mother. Ooh. Ha...

Mandy:
Brian!

Brian:
Hang on, mother! [to Judith, who is also naked] Shhh. [a door knocked open, Mandy enters] Hello Mother.

Mandy:
Don't you 'hello mother' me. What are all those people doing out there?!

Brian:
Oh. Well-Well, I, uh...

Mandy:
Come on! What have you been up to, my lad?!

Brian:
Well, uh, I think they must have popped by for something.

Mandy:
Popped by?! Swarmed by is more like it! There's a multitude out there!

Brian:
Mm, they...they started following me yesterday.

Mandy:
Well, they can stop following you right now. [opens the window to address his followers] Now, stop following my son! You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

Crowd:
The Messiah! The Messiah! The Messiah!

Mandy:
The who?!

Crowd:
The Messiah!

Mandy:
Huh, there's no Messiah in here. There's a mess, all right, but no Messiah. Now, go away!

Crowd:
BRIAN! BRIAN!