Scott Pilgrim vs. the World2010

[Waiting outside Knives' school.]

Wallace Wells:
I do not want to be here at all.

Scott Pilgrim:
This school has boys, too.

Wallace Wells:
[rolls eyes] Hate you. Even I would think twice about dating a 17-year-old.

Scott Pilgrim:
Well, she's only allowed out when the sun is up, so I wouldn't call it dating. It's more like...

Wallace Wells:
Playtime?

Scott Pilgrim:
That doesn't sound so good, either.

Wallace Wells:
No.

Knives Chau:
Scott!

[Knives runs up to them both]

Scott Pilgrim:
Hey, Knives. This is my cool, gay roommate, Wallace Wells.

Knives Chau:
Hi.

Scott Pilgrim:
He's gay.

Knives Chau:
Oh. Do you wanna know who in my class is gay?

Wallace Wells:
Yes. Does he wear glasses?

Scott Pilgrim:
Wallace, you go now. Begone.

Wallace Wells:
[seizing Knives by the hands, intensely] You're too good for him. Run. [walks away while Scott nervously chuckles]