Scott Pilgrim vs. the World2010

Knives Chau:
[buying blue hair dye from a drugstore while explaining her situation to Tamara Chen] OH, MY GOD! He's dating a fatass hipster chick! I hate her stupid guts! He only likes her because she's old! She's probably, like, 25! Oh, she's just a fatass white girl, you know?!

Tamara Chen:
I think you mentioned she was fat.

Knives Chau:
[preparing to dye her hair] She's got a head start. I mean, I didn't know there was good music until, like, two months ago! Hey, this really burns.

Tamara Chen:
You should rinse.

Knives Chau:
[rinsing her hair] When I got this idea, I just thought, "I have to do it!"

Tamara Chen:
I can't hear anything you're saying.

Knives Chau:
[Looking at her hair in the mirror] Oh, God! I look so...good. Ramona Flowers stole my Scott. But I know how to get him back.

Tamara Chen:
How?

[Knives texts to Young Neil saying, "YUNG NEIL ITZ KNIVES. OMFG YUR SO HOTT."]