Matilda the Musical2022

Jennifer Honey:
This isn't teaching. This is cruelty!

Agatha Trunchbull:
Cruelty? Well, yes. Of course.

Lavender Brown:
[slips her pet newt Isaac in the water pitcher] Go on, boy.

Agatha Trunchbull:
You did say it was going to be fun.

Jennifer Honey:
But this isn't fun!

Agatha Trunchbull:
Miss Honey, you are pathetic. You are weak. [pours the water from the pitcher in the cup] You are wet. You are, in fact... [takes a slurp out of the cup] ...a snivelling, little... [sees Isaac in the cup she drank from] ...newt. [screams in horror at the discovery of Isaac's presence in the water cup]