Meet the Feebles1989

Arthur:
Here! You stuck it in the wrong way round!

Trevor:
I'm sorry. I didn't know worms had nerves.

Robert:
Evew since the nightmawe of Vietnam, he's been a hopewess dwug addict. It made me weawize just how wucky I am.

Lucille:
How lucky we both are! I'm so glad we decided to get engaged.

Robert:
Good wuck fow tonight, Wucy.

Lucille:
Are you nervous?

Robert:
Just a bit.

Lucille:
Me too.

Robert:
Actuawwy, I'm tewwibwy newvous. This is my fiwst show.

Lucille:
You'll be wonderful. I know you will.

Trevor:
I hope I'm not interrupting.

Lucille:
I was just dressing for the show.

Trevor:
So I see.

Lucille:
What do you want?

Trevor:
Oh, a moment of your time. We've got something to celebrate.

Lucille:
What's that?

Trevor:
Your new career. Lucille, I'm gonna put you in the movies.

Lucille:
Movies!

Trevor:
I've been watching you for some time. You've got that indefinable something. Star quality!

Lucille:
That's my real ambition, to be in films!

Trevor:
I've got a meaty part for you.

Lucille:
Will I have to audition?

Trevor:
That's what I'm here for.

Lucille:
I feel woozy.

Trevor:
Here, let me loosen your clothes. What beautiful white fur you've got, my dear.

Robert:
Wuciwwe, you weft this in my woom...

Trevor:
Take a hike! Can't you see that we're busy?

Robert:
Wuciwwe!

Trevor:
Oh, Jesus!

Lucille:
Robert?

Robert:
You've been dwinking!

Trevor:
It's OK. I've finished with her anyway. Oh, go for your life, kid. She's a real good ride.

Robert:
How couwd you do this?

Lucille:
Robert!

Robert:
Wuciwwe, how couwd you?

Lucille:
No! Robert! Wait!