Monster House2006

Officer Landers:
Littering, loitering, vandalism, vagrancy...

Officer Lister:
And treason!

Officer Landers:
No, not treason.

Officer Lister:
You sure? Because in the book it says...

Officer Landers:
I'm sure! All right, kids, out of the trash cans. Let's go.

Officer Lister:
Come on, you heard the big guy. You see the light. Walk towards it. Come on, keep it moving. All right, drop your weapons. Pass them to me. Come on. I will shoot you.

Officer Landers:
Well, lookie we've got here. You stay here. I'm checking this out.

Officer Lister:
I am on it! Y'all think something is funny? You testing me, huh, tough girl? You disrespecting the badge? You don't want none of this. I'm telling you, test me, please! Y'all wanna test me? I am the police! I know that you're a thug, them brown eyes, I see it in your eyes.

Officer Landers:
That's it! That is it!

Officer Lister:
You got something to say, porky, huh?

Officer Landers:
That's it, we're taking them in!

Officer Lister:
That's what I am talking about! Where we taking them?

Officer Landers:
To jail! Let's go!

Officer Lister:
You hear that? You guys are going to jail!

DJ:
But, Officer, you've gotta believe us!

Officer Lister:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 2%, you got the right to shut up!

Jenny:
Okay, the house is a monster.

Officer Lister:
And to think that I believed you!

Jenny:
Ow!

Chowder:
Hey, listen, I am with you guys. My cousin is a cop in Milwaukee. I mean, kind of a cop. He has a gun.

Officer Landers:
Yeah, they're gonna love you downtown, jughead.

Chowder:
Ow!

Officer Lister:
We are super cops.

Officer Landers:
Yeah, that's why I live in a condo.

Officer Lister:
Super cop. Super duper cop. Super... Uh, you hear that?

Officer Landers:
Yep, that's my stomach. I am starving.

Officer Lister:
No, no, no. That sounds like the dangerous creature. I'm gonna go check it out.

Officer Landers:
Oh, my gosh. This is like trying to wrangle a puppy. All right, I'll be back.