Muppets From Space1999

Bubba:
Yo. [walks close to Rizzo; Rizzo whimpers] How you doing? I'm Bubba.

Rizzo:
Hey. Rizzo. Nice to meet you.

Bubba:
Nice to meet you. How'd you like to meet some of the boys here?

Rizzo:
Uh… Sure.

Bubba:
That up there, that's Fast Eddie, harmonica extraordinaire.

Fast Eddie:
Hey.

Rizzo:
How you doing, Ed?

Fast Eddie:
Well, I ain't dead.

Bubba:
Over here's Troy. [Troy was weightlifting]

Troy:
[grunts]

Bubba:
This back here, that's Shakes.

Shakes:
[shaking] Hi. Hello. How you doing? Welcome. [to someone] Hi. Hello…

Bubba:
They're doing a new caffeine substitute on him.

Birdman:
Gladys?

Bubba:
And that there is the Birdman.

Birdman:
Where are you? Gladys? Here baby, sweetie.

Bubba:
He don't bother nobody. He's been here forever. [Gladys, a pigeon, flies on the Birdman]

Birdman:
Gladys! Come on, the guys are watching.

Bubba:
He just likes to hang out with his birds. Know what I mean?

Rizzo:
Huh.

Bubba:
So, er, that about does it for all of us here at the Medical Research.

Rizzo:
Medical Research?

Bubba:
Yeah.

Rizzo:
B-but that would mean that we're… lab rats! GONZO, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!