Night at the Museum2006

[Larry jumps out from behind a wall and screams, "scaring" the other guards.]

Cecil:
We're too old for surprises.

Larry Daley:
Really? I thought you liked surprises! Especially the fact that everything in the museum comes to life at night! That little... sweetheart.

Cecil:
Larry, we wanted to tell you. You never would have believed us.

Larry Daley:
Do you have any idea what I've been through tonight?

Gus:
What?

Larry Daley:
I said, do you have any idea what I've been through tonight, Gus?

Gus:
Keep a lid on it, butterscotch!

Larry Daley:
I don't even know if what happened was real or not, but I did not sign up for this. I just need a regular job that... that is not life-threatening and pays my bills. So thank you very much, and I left my uniform in the office, and I will be seeing you.

Gus:
Larry! Bah.