Night at the Museum2006

Reginald:
Hey, Larry.

Larry Daley:
So, I was thinking maybe I'll give it one more night.

Cecil:
I'm glad you came around. Welcome back.

Dr. McPhee:
You! New night guard, here, now.

Larry Daley:
What's up?

Dr. McPhee:
"What's up?" Oh. Well, take a walk with me, and I'll show you, Mr. "What's up". Come on. So, would you kindly do me the favor of explaining this?

Larry Daley:
Ooh. Okay. I'm guessing and I'm just spitballing here but looks like that Roman dude got cocky and climbed over into the Wild West. And that cowboy knows the Roman dude wants to take over his territory, so he rounded up a posse and put him in the stockade.

Dr. McPhee:
[laughs sarcastically] Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard. "No", is the answer. Sarcasm back at ya with your... humor box. I wasn't laughing. I was pretending to laugh, if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor. Do you?

Larry Daley:
No. I don't want a... No, I don't want a battle of humor.

Dr. McPhee:
No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath. Nothing funny about Little Bighorn. No. I find it about as funny as a "fancist". It's not funny. Okay? And I will not stand for this type of blatant... If I'm not clear, tell me. Am I clear?

Larry Daley:
Yeah.

Dr. McPhee:
Yeah.

Larry Daley:
Hey, Cecil. You got an extra copy of that instruction manual?

Cecil:
Oh, no, I'm afraid not, Larry. Listen, I'll tell you what you do. Read some books. Brush up on your history. Helped me a lot when I first started out.