The Pacifier2005

Zoe:
Come on, Seth! You've been in there for an hour! Thanks a lot, Lieutenant Loser! Now I'm gonna be the school joke. I don't even know what I'm gonna say to my friends.

Shane Wolfe:
You call those people your friends? They have no respect for you. They have no respect for your home. You have no respect for yourself!

Zoe:
I do, too, respect myself!

Shane Wolfe:
Company downstairs. And that means you too.

Zoe:
You're not my dad. In case you haven't noticed, this family is going through a really hard time, and you're just making everything a lot worse. You have no feelings. We hate you, and you hate us. So why don't you just leave us alone?

Shane Wolfe:
Don't worry. When your mom comes back, I'm gone. [crash] Now what?

Zoe:
Scott.