Patriot Games1992

Electrician:
Bit of a bookworm meself, not that you'd know it to look at me. What's your passion, then? Mysteries? Spy novels? Familiar with Ian Fleming, are you?

Dennis Cooley:
This is a rare bookshop.

Electrician:
Rare books? Yeah, so they are.

Dennis Cooley:
Can you locate the problem, or do I have to call someone else?

Electrician:
Oh, I already have. The wiring in this old place dates from before the war. The first war. It's what we call, in the electrical business, "rare".

Dennis Cooley:
Yes. Can you fix it?

Electrician:
Oh, sure, I can fix it. Can you afford it? That's the question.

Dennis Cooley:
Just fix it!