Pooh's Heffalump Movie2005

[Everybody's talking at once to Rabbit about their experiences with the mysterious sound]

Pooh:
Thank goodness you're all right.

Piglet:
It came at me in the dark!

Roo:
I heard this really neat sound!

Tigger:
It was terrible!

Rabbit:
What's this all about?

Tigger:
It chilled me to the bone!

Roo:
I was asleep...

Rabbit:
Alright!

Pooh:
There's somethin' like this.

Rabbit:
[overwhelmed] One at a time!! [everyone stops and sighs] Thank you. Now what is goin'...?

Tigger:
[interrupting] Oh, oh, me! Pick me! Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!

Rabbit:
Er, Tigger?

Tigger:
There I was, sleeping, dreaming Tiggerish dreams... and suddenly everything starts shaking! And there's stuff falling everywhere! And then it stops! And I look around. And there it wasn't, my most "favoritest" family portrait. [sobbing] It was clean gone.

Pooh:
Did it look something like this, Tigger? [pulls the portrait off of Tigger's head]

Tigger:
Yeah, it was... Actually, it had a little less Pooh in it.

[We see a hole in the picture and we see Pooh's face in it]

Rabbit:
I see. [clears throat] And, uh, Pooh Bear, what about you?

Pooh:
Well, whatever it was, it ate my honey. Oh...

Roo:
And-- [Some honey falls on his face from the pot] Aw!

Pooh:
Well, actually, I ate my honey. But it made me do it.

Rabbit:
Humph.

Roo:
I was asleep in bed, and I heard this neat trumpety sound, and--

Rabbit:
Thank you, Roo. Very good. [clears throat] Now, Piglet, tell us what happened to you.

Piglet:
Actually, I-I-I'd like very much to forget.

Rabbit:
Well, what we have here is a mystery of the most mysterious kind.

[As they're talking, Roo sees a butterfly land on a large hole on the grass. Roo goes over to the hole.]

Roo:
[gasps] Wow!. H-hey everybody, look what I found!

[Pooh, Tigger, Rabbit, Piglet and Eeyore come over to look at Roo's discovery]

Tigger:
[pointing] It's a swimming pool.

Eeyore:
The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would.

Piglet:
Oh, m-m-m-my!

Roo:
It looks like a footprint.

Tigger:
That's "impossibibble."

Rabbit:
A footprint, indeed. Anyone can see it's only a... a... a...

[Everyone screams except Roo and Eeyore. We then see four big round footprints in the same area.]

Pooh:
Rabbit, what sort of creature do you suppose would be attached to a foot that... big?

Rabbit:
There's only one thing it could be. [inhales] A Heffalump.

[Tigger, Pooh and Piglet all gasp]

Roo:
Excuse me. What's a heffalump?

Rabbit & Tigger:
What's a heffalump?!

Rabbit:
Hem hem. [singing] Everyone knows what a heffalump's like.

Tigger:
It's got fiery eyes and a tail on its spike.

Rabbit:
Claws on its paws are sharp as a tack.

Tigger:
And wing-a-ma-things coming out of its back.

Roo:
Out of its back?

Rabbit:
Of course, Roo. Precisely.

Tigger:
"Exact-tickally." Cause its bottom is up and its top's really down.

Rabbit:
So its nose is its tail or the other way 'round.

Tigger:
Yeah, and it's wide as a river and tall as a tree.

Rabbit:
Imagine gigantic.

Tigger:
And times it by three.

[We see a fantasy scene where we see giant heffalumps chasing them, eating their food and crushing houses.]

Rabbit:
It clomps here and there.

Tigger:
And it stomps to and fro.

Rabbit:
It's got three horns above.

Tigger:
And eleven below!

Piglet:
Those are its good points.

Pooh:
There's much more to know...

All:
About the dreadfully dreaded, thoroughly three-headed, horribly hazardous Heffalumps!

Roo:
Wow, neat!

Rabbit:
Neat?! It's most certainly not neat! [singing] Everyone knows they lurk and they creep.

Tigger:
The best time to see one is when it's asleep.

Rabbit:
If you sneak up behind it and get it to jump...

Tigger:
You can tell which part's Heffa-hee-hee.

Rabbit:
And which part is lump!

Singers:
They'll steal all your honey and eat your last crust. They'll stomp on your house till it's nothing but dust. The worst part of all is...

Roo:
They're different from us?

All:
They're... the... dreadfully dreaded, thoroughly three-headed, fiercely ferociously, mostly atrociously, horribly hazardous... HEFFALUMPS!

Roo:
Yeah!

[The fantasy ends and they are all back in the wood. They all sigh in relief.]

Rabbit:
And they live right over there. [points to another forest over a fence] Heffalump Hollow.