The Replacements2000

[McGinty arrives to recruit Falco. Falco, after a hard day's work, collapses onto his boat, right in front of McGinty]

Coach McGinty:
[Surprising Falco] You look like a swordfish I caught once. Yeah, he hit the deck just like that. [Falco stares at him] You know who I am?

Shane Falco:
Yeah, Jimmy McGinty. You're the old coach from the 80's. [Picks himself up]

McGinty:
Yeah, we met just before the Sugar Bowl.

Falco:
I remember. [Shakes hands with McGinty]

McGinty:
Hell of a game, that Sugar Bowl. What'd you lose that by, 40 points?

Falco:
That'd be 45.

McGinty:
Sometimes a game like that just sticks with you, and you can never shake it off.

Falco:
Got three concussions to prove it.

McGinty:
That's why girls don't play the game.

Falco:
What're you doing here, coach?

McGinty:
I'm back with the Sentinels; I want you to quarterback them. I've found the best guards available to protect you and a wide receiver even you couldn't overthrow.

Falco:
...I'm retired.

McGinty:
Retired, huh? [Gestures to his run-down houseboat] Well, it looks like things have been going real well for you since.

Falco:
I've got no complaints. It's quiet here. Nobody bothers me.

McGinty:
Well, that's the real good thing about plankton, you know: it pretty much keeps to itself.