Robin Hood1973

Prince John:
[Robin Hood and Skippy mock him after another trap failed] Oh, no! It's so miserably unfair!

Hiss:
Well, I tried to tell you, but no, no, no. You wouldn't listen. Your traps just never work. And NOW, look what you've done to your mother's castle.

Prince John:
[notices the castle is burns, horrified] AAAAAGH!!! Mommy!? [sucks his thumb, then loses his temper and starts chasing Hiss around with a plank] Hold still!

Hiss:
Sire, no!

Prince John:
You cowardly cobra!

Hiss:
Please! Oh, no!

Prince John:
Procrastinating python!

Hiss:
Mercy!

Prince John:
[overlapped by Hiss] Aggravating asp!

Hiss:
Save me! Oooooh!

Prince John:
You eel in snake's clothin'!

Hiss:
[flees into the castle with Prince John, still sucking his thumb, in pursuit] Help! He's gone stark raving MAAAAAD!!!!!